Elisabeth: “Mummy, I have bogies.”
Me: “Ok, well let’s clean your nose.”
Elisabeth: “Mummy, I eat bogies in bed.”
Me: “Don’t eat bogies in bed, it’s not nice.”
Elisabeth: “I eat bogies in bed.”
Me: …sigh…
Me: “Come here my little dust bunny.”
Elisabeth: “I’m not a dust bunny.”
Me: “Ok, what are you then?”
Elisabeth: “I’m adorable!”
Elisabeth: (looking out the window) “I don’t see any seagulls.”
Me: “Do we like seagulls?”
Elisabeth: “No we don’t!”
Me: “We need to cut your nails Elisabeth.”
Elisabeth: “Daddy, mummy cut my fingers.”
Me: “I cut your nails not your fingers.”
Elisabeth: “Mummy cut my fingers.”
Me: …sigh…
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haha she is a riot!
She does make us giggle 🙂
Funny. So why do you cut her fingers? Soon child services is going to come around.
I know, hopefully she’ll stop saying it by the time she goes to school 🙂
You hope so. Otherwise, you are going to prison lady!
Ha ha, I know. Luckily I always have her unharmed fingers as proof that it was just the nails, really it was 🙂
Yeah sure.
Lieve Elske,
Zo leer je ook nog zuchten. De volgende stap is haren uit he hoofd trekken.
Sterkte en veel plezier.
Liefs Steef